 A funny tale from Nishi |
12月11日 (土) |
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テキサスのニーシャから、ファニーテールが送られてきた。ニーシャは、９１年にテキサス４－ＨのIFYEプログラムで一年間日本に滞在し、我が家にも１ヶ月ホームステイした。一年の間日本中に滞在したのでご存じの方もあるだろう。後年私達がテキサスに住むことになったとき、ニーシャが４－Ｈコーディネイターに紹介してくれたのだ。ニーシャはゴージャスなブロンド、長身のスゴイ美人。そんな彼女を想像しながら、読んでみてください。うふふ。
Funny tale from Nishi
A beautiful, slim, sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no."he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.
"Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
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